15 Things Any Coffee Lover Can Relate to
- Coffee is the first thing on your mind when you get of bed in the morning. You are literally nowhere near your final form before the end of your first cup (or two)
- Your transformation from zombie-fied sub-human form to fully fledged, functioning and energetic adult is something that amazes you from time to time.
- You probably own a piece of wall art It says ‘But first, coffee’, doesn’t it?
- You judge other coffee drinkers. You guys that buy your filter coffee in a Starbucks cup purely for Instagram
- You spend your life looking for coffee quotes on Instagram
- At some point you have justified spending real money on some sort of coffee related clothing, accessory or coffee mug with unnecessary but cool features.
- Sometimes you drink that much it can count as one of your meals for the day. Or all three?
- When someone suggests that you should give up caffeine you get up and go and make a coffee just to spite their stupidity, and to calm your flustered nerves.
- When your friends try and tell you that you have a problem, you’re there like “hey remember that time I didn’t have a coffee…”. The WILL remember. If they don’t, remind them – fast.
- “What’s the difference between a latte and a cappuccino again?” Can’t even.
- Decaf is a four-letter word. Shhhh….
- Nothing compares to the buzz. That sweet, sweet buzz.
- You used to judge your teachers for having coffee breath, but now you understand. Also, how did they not lock the class up if they didn’t have their coffee for the day?
- Coffee has been there through all the bad times, the good times, the normal times, the awake and not-so-awake times. You’re tight with coffee!
- You consider your daily cup more of a safety mechanism for the well-being of others and yourself.
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